Jon needs

Well, the latest thing going around in the blogosphere is googling your needs. I typed "Jon needs" into Google and it was interesting to find I need so many things. I am seriously not making any of these up. These are all found in the first 40 webpages (of over 600) that Google pulled up with the phrase "Jon needs".

Jon needs Help
Jon needs a new name!
Jon needs to change his classroom management practices
Jon needs to be more introspective about his teaching style
Jon needs to hold a mirror up
Jon needs to answer some questions.
That is what Jon needs to be telling us now.
Jon needs to unwind the wire from the chicken coop
Jon needs to move on
Jon needs to realize it for himself. I'm attracted to another man
Jon needs experienced adoptive parents
Jon needs a consequence for misbehavior
Jon needs to be a member of the Administrator's group
Jon Needs to Touch his Roots
Jon needs to learn how to spell "allowed" before he ridicules other people's work
The Jon needs to release and share his information.
Jon needs lots of support on the home front and elsewhere
Jon needs change for the bus
Jon needs a break today... a coffee break
Jon needs everyone's thoughts
Jon needs to learn that his actions can ultimately destroy the very cause he seeks to protect
Jon needs someone 1 on 1 most of the time.
Jon needs to be put in prison and locked up for life.
Jon needs a wider forum?
Jon needs the extra mic and stand for his 2nd banjo.
Jon needs a real paint sample from Shannon.
Jon needs to eat anything!
Jon needs help to implement this Certificate proposal
Jon needs to write proposal by December
Jon needs something cute to wear besides those homemaker dresses.
But that's not what Jon needs right now; he needs someone to talk to.

I swear these are all true. Well, not true for me - but true cut-and-pastes from the internet. I like the one that calls me "The Jon".

I love Google. Even on a day like this, when everything is messed up and I don't know what's coming next, it can make me smile. And that's really what Jon needs.