Nice to meet you

Josh is our little social butterfly. We thought is was going to be this way but today proved it without a doubt.

We went to the doctor's office to have Josh checked out for his reflux (which is doing much better now). They have a little play area that had two little boys about 4 years old in it playing with the toys.

Josh immediately headed over there, with Daniel behind him and said, "Hi guys. I'm Josh. This is my friend Daniel. And that's my mommy and daddy and baby. And this is my friend Daniel and my mommy and daddy and baby. Who are you guys?"

The slightly older looking one was overwhelmed and a little confused, "Umm.. I'm four"

Josh said, "I'm Josh. Can we play with you guys?"

They played well until they boys left and a little girl and her mom came to play. By this time, Daniel was sitting with me reading a book and Josh started helping the little girl with a shape sorter. He was telling her the names of all the shapes and where they go. When it was time for us to go, he said to her, "Okay, thanks for playing with me. I gotta go. Love you. Bye!"

It's nice that he can make friends so easy. I hope this will be something he keeps as he grows up.

Feast Ninety-Five

Appetizer
How old were you when you got your first credit card?

I think I was 18. I wish I was much older

Soup
When was the last time you felt out of place?

When I went to pick up Daniel from school and was surrounded by all these young mothers with other little kids and no Dads in sight.

Salad
Did you have a curfew when you were a teenager? If so, what time did you have to be home?

Nope. I think it changed as need be - I was a pretty good kid and usually home at a reasonable time.

Main Course
Name a person from history with whom you feel you have something in common.

I sat here for the majority of my coffee break thinking of this one and I couldn't think. I feel very normal right now so I probably have a lot in common with billions of people that went before me.

Dessert
When you read a newspaper, which section do you go for first?

Comics

Wabbit Season

Daniel and Josh love to argue and fight. I've tried to explain to Amber that this is just how boys express their feelings. This might be getting out of hand.

I was in Daniel's room talking with him, trying to get him to calm down after a busy morning. Josh walked in and said, "Is too!" Daniel instinctively responded, "Is not!"

Me: "Is not what? What are you arguing about?"

Josh: "Is too!"

Daniel: "Is not!"

Josh: "Is too!"

Daniel: "Is not!"

Josh: "Is too!"

Daniel: "Is not!"

Me: "You guys don't even know what you are talking about."

Josh: "Is too!"

Daniel (in a flash of Bugs Bunny brilliance): "Is too!"

Josh (who isn't as familiar with Elmer Fudd cartoons) "Is not!"

Daniel: "Is too!"

Josh: "Is not!"

This went on for about 4 minutes with Daniel switching the sides a few times. Not that it mattered at all. Neither one knew what they were arguing about but it was fun.

Second Date

Last summer Amber and I took Daniel and Josh to see Madagascar and they loved it. It had been quite a while but thought we'd try it again.

The boys had been seeing previews and commercials for "Over the Hedge" in the past weeks and were very excited about it. After trying to keep it a surprise for about a week, I ended up telling them where we were going after church. It was a totally unsuccessful disciplinary experiment, but at least I tried something.

So anyways, after church we took Andrew to my parents' place for some Grandma & Grandpa cuddles and Daniel and Josh and Amber and I went to Chinook Centre to the theatre. Last time we went, the movie had been out for a few weeks and the theatre wasn't very busy. This being opening weekend for Over the Hedge and The Da Vinci Code it was a pretty packed lobby. We had some passes that I had gotten from work so we saved some money there - but unfortunately Daniel has gone from "Under 3" to "3-12" and therefore now costs $8.95 for a ticket. I can't imagine paying $40+ for our family to see a movie next year.

We got our tickets and Daniel announced that he had to go pee. I took the boys to the bathroom while Amber got snacks. We found some seats in the top row (Daniel was voting for the front but got vetoed by Power of Dad). Amber eventually came up the steps with a helper behind her carrying all the popcorn. It may suck having to pay $25 for 15c worth of popcorn and drinks but at least there was a lot. The boys settled in with their buckets and blue slurpees.

The movie was really quite good. We had a few moments of note.

1) Daniel made it until about an hour in before having to go to the bathroom. When we got there, there were about a dozen 9-year-olds having a pee race. We got into the stall and heard one of them at the urinals say, "Okay, marks! Get set! Go!" This kind of intimidated Daniel.

2) An exterminator on the screen said, "Dammit!" Nearly as loud, Daniel said, "Daddy! That guy said 'dammit!'"

3) At the emotional climax, Josh called out, "What is RJ doing? Mommy where is RJ going? What is RJ doing?"

4) The three boys needed to go pee one more time at the end.

We went and picked up Andrew and headed home. Daniel and Josh fell asleep in the van. Since it was so sunny and hot, I took them down to the cool basement and put them on the futon we have set up. This was about 6:00. At midnight, just as I was heading down to check on them, Josh woke up and caused Daniel to wake up too. They came upstairs and slept until 7:00am. Tired little guys.

Yet another good movie date with my boys. Maybe we'll take them to the cheap theatre again this summer. $2.50 a piece is much more reasonable. :)

A new Friday's Feast

Appetizer
What is the last thing you had to have repaired?

My tires on the van - and those crooks at the Wal-Mart garage didn't get it right so they still need to be done.

Soup
If someone gave you $2,000 with the stipulation that you had to spend half of it on yourself and give the rest to charity, where would you spend the $1,000 and which charity would receive your remaining $1,000?

I'd probably spend the money at FutureShop or Memory Express and give the other to church.

Salad
What is one of your favorite songs from the 1980s?

We Didn't Start the Fire

Main Course
You enter a pet store. Which section do you go to first?

Hamsters

Dessert
On a scale of 1 to 10 with 10 being highest, how athletic are you?

Zero

Happy Mothers' Day

To all the mothers in my life:

Happy Mothers' Day


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There's no job more important than mother and I appreciate all you all do.

I'm going to get to spend the day with my boys' mom, my mom, my wife's mom, my nephews' mom, and my father's mom - along with countless others. I'll post some of the goings on.

12 on 12

A growing trend within the blogosphere is posting twelve pictures of your day on the twelfth of the month. I had a camera-phone for the first part of the day, so the pictures aren't quite as good quality, but it should be fun. Let's go

This is obviously my alarm clock. I actually woke up at about 6:14 this morning, after a few smacks on the snooze bar, but it was at 6:30 that I remembered I wanted to do 12 on 12 this month. This is actually a little earlier than I normally get up, but I was in bed earlier last night so I felt ready to get going.

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First thing I did, and usually do, is go to the computer in the office/nursery. I check my Bloglines software for updates to the dozens of blogs I follow and dump all the new episodes of my subscribed podcasts that have come in over the night into my iPod.

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All the clicking and typing caused Andrew to start stirring. I went over to his crib and changed him and just dwelt in his happiness, glee, and joy for a few minutes. He read a few of the blogs with me but when he started drooling on my hand and tried to eat the mouse, I took him in for his Breakfast in Bed.

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I then went and did the dishes from last night and made myself some breakfast. Instant oatmeal, a leftover doughgod, and milk.

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Daniel is always the next one up. He usually gets up around 7:00am when I am about ready to head out for work. If I leave early enough, I can get in a bit of a workout in the weight room, but more often than not, I end up hanging out with the boys for an extra half an hour and then just heading straight to work.

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Josh usually gets up either just before or just after I leave. This morning I got to cuddle with him for a bit in his bed before he went and watched cartoons with Daniel.

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These two are of my drive in to work. There was a semi that flipped over on Deerfoot this morning and blocked up traffic in both directions for miles. Good thing I got going a little early today because I just made it on time.

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Tonight Amber had a Tupperware party and the older boys went over to Grandpa Bill's for the night, so I took it upon myself to listen to a few podcasts I had been meaning to get to and clean the cyclonic mess of puzzles, toys, and crayons in the basement.

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This was Amber's gift for hosting the Tupperware party. The world's smallest magnetic measuring cups and a salt/pepper shaker that holds more than 8 grains of each.

I know this is only 11 pictures. I was hoping to post one more by the end of the night, but I crashed on the couch watching poker. 11 will have to do. :)

Fives on 5/5

As the people at my work keep reminding me, today is not only Cinqo de Mayo but it is also International No-Pants Day. Anyway, to celebrate the first, I will do this list of fives. I will not be celebrating the second.

Five jobs you've had in your life:

Wardrobe consultant, telephone operator, forklift driver, music pastor, sports equipment salesman

Five movies you could watch over and over:

Catch Me If You Can, Ocean's Eleven, Lord of the Rings, Star Trek IV, Down With Love

Five places you've lived:

Nakusp, BC ; Calgary, AB ; Regina, SK ; Winnipeg, MB, Kindersley, SK

Five TV shows you love to watch:

Survivor, Mythbusters, Good Eats, The Simpsons, How It's Made

Five places you've been on vacation:

Hawaii, Bahamas, Paris, Rome, Brandon

Five websites you visit daily:

Google, Gmail, Bloglines, and work stuff.

Five of your favorite foods:

Gyro donairs, pizza, my special stuffed mushrooms, bbq cheeseburgers, slurpees

Five places you'd rather be:

Home, that's about it

Five albums you can't live without:

I could live without them but what I'm listening to now is Chris Tomlin - Arriving, and Brian Doerksen - Today

Diner de Vendredi

Appetizer
From which country(s) are some (or all) of your ancestors?

I am 4th or 5th generation Canadian in a lot of my lines. Originally lots from Scotland and Sweden - that explains the boys' blond hair and short fuses.

Soup
How would you describe your sneeze?

Let 'er rip!

Salad
What is the last thing you cleaned?

I did dishes yesterday morning.

Main Course
Who made the strongest first impression on you?

The one first impression that is sticking out in my mind shall remain nameless. I met this person several years ago and the conversation went something like this:

Him: "So you must be Amber's friend Jon. You've got a bit of a buddha there (rubbing my belly). And how about that male-pattern baldness?"

Me: Umm... okay.

We eventually got to be friends and once shared a bed - but there was definitely a sheet between us! No touchy!

Dessert
Name one thing you want to accomplish in your lifetime.

How sad. I can't think of any goals I have that I haven't accomplished. At least none that don't sound petty and materialistic. How about teach my boys all I know.

I'm not alone

This is a post I've been waiting to write. I've wanted to get this up for quite a while, but I've never got around to finishing it.

Some time ago I heard a story that made me realize that I'm not alone as a parent.

Many of our friends have girls. Perfect little princesses. Kids who you can trust in a home with nice things. Kids who would never dream of acting out the Lady and the Tramp spaghetti scene with their siblings.

Our boys are fairly polite and have pretty good manners but they are little fireballs of energy. They will touch and grab and climb and fight and lick and rip and pull almost anything they can get their hands on. And we've learned to live with that. They are boys. We've learned how to deal with them in public and keep them on a very short leash.*

So, when I heard that one of our friends took his daughters out in public by himself and they turned into little she-devils, it made me a little happy in a way. Kinda giddy. Now, I was sorry for him and felt really bad that he had to be alone with the girls when they started fighting and licking products and acting like, well like Daniel and Josh. But it made me feel like we are not alone. Even those kids that seem like perfect angels can lash out and act like kids.

I think I'd rather have it our way. Because the boys are fairly consistent in their volatility, we can expect it and have come up with ways of controlling and redirecting the energy. If it was infrequent and sudden, I think I'd snap.

To the parents in question: I know you are reading this and I hope I've protected your identity well enough. You know we love you and your kids. I'm not really happy that they are bad, but I am happy to know that they have moments of reality. :)

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*Not literally. Well, not usually anyway.

Lumberjacks

Last spring we were living in a townhouse and we had a huge tree in our back yard. I don't know if I could have got my arms around it at the bottom. One day, a crew came by and cut that tree down. They stripped the branches off and cut it down to a short stump - that Daniel would later use as a stage. It left little pieces of wood and saw dust in our lawn for the rest of the season.

Today we are living in a different rented home and our landlord came by and cut down a huge tree from our yard. We're getting a little worried that as we move around this country, trees are getting cut down because of us.

He came by earlier this week and removed one of the big branches that was hanging over the roof. But he did this with an electric circular saw. He was standing on a 12 foot extension ladder - and sometimes sitting on the limb of the tree and cutting through these branches as big as my thigh with a carpenter's tool.

Today he came back with a different saw that looked like a hedge trimmer (again with about 50 ft of extension cord). I thought he was just going to clean up some of the mess he made - limbs half cut, half broken off. But he said he was going to trim it down to the fence line. This tree must be older than him and the fence was built around the trunk. His plan was to cut off the remaining branches, leaving the main trunk 6 or 7 ft tall. There was easily twice as much tree above his demarcation point than below but that didn't stop him.

Daniel and I went out to do some errands and when we came back he had found a gas chainsaw and was going to town on the trunk. He told me that he had underestimated how big this tree was and he couldn't get through the trunk with his saw. He said, "I got pissed at the tree and went home to get my chainsaw. When I got back I told the tree I wasn't bringing out my chainsaw just to cut through that one branch and leave it at the top of the fence so I cut the whole thing down."

Now we have a hole in the fence that's over three feet wide with a stump in the middle of it, branches, wood chips, saw dust, and twigs on the front lawn, in the yard, and a mess on the sidewalk and street. The landlord brought his pickup truck to carry away the wood, but like he said, he totally underestimated both the size and strength of this tree.

He actually attracted the attention of a neighbour who came by and wanted to take the bulk of the wood away. He loaded up a trailer - looked about the size of a horse trailer - with the larger branches and pieces of the trunk, but there was still probably 3 heaping loads of tree parts to cart away in the landlord's trunk.

We love this house and our landlord has been great about fixing things for us and taking care of issues, but it's things like this that make me wonder if he's related to a certain crazy neighbour my parents had that gave us endless hours of amusement watching him out the front window.

Get-togethers

Amber had a group of ladies over tonight for a "book study". I put that in quotes because only one of the six ladies actually found the time to read the book this month, so I doubt the discussion was really related to the story.

Anyway...

I got to put the boys to bed. We watched a movie in Daddy's bed and then I read some stories and tucked them in. I actually lay on the floor in their room for a while.* While I was resting with my sons, I could hear the laughter and joyful discussions down the hall very clearly.

It took me back to when I was about 8 years old. My parents would occasionally have people over to chat or play games or whatever. These "get-togethers" as I called them would often last way past my bedtime but I couldn't fall asleep. I was too nervous to go down the hall to say anything but I was uncomfortable enough that I wouldn't fall asleep until after everyone left.

I remember sitting in my bedroom doorway, or crawling down the hall a ways and sitting with my back to the wall, just listening to what was going on. The more I tried to ignore the sounds, the more my ears focused on them and wouldn't allow me to fall asleep.

It was weird though. As I was laying on the floor listening to the laughing coming down the hallway, I had that same weird feeling. Like I was trapped in my room and I couldn't come out, but I also would never be able to fall asleep. I felt like I was 8 years old again.

The boys did better than me. At least I think they did. Daniel was a little restless but he usually is at bed time. Josh was likely asleep before his head fully hit the pillow. That's my boy!


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* Grammatical Note: (Because I'm just that weird. Feel free to skip this part if you aren't as bizzare as I am.) That sentence was difficult to write. Using the word "lay" instead of "laid" as the past tense of the intransitive verb "to lie" is correct but it feels awkward. Really awkward. Like, I mean I want to go up and change it to laid right now so people will know what I am talking about.

Growing Up

I just had a dream.

Some friends came over to visit and they were holding Andrew. After a while, one put him down on the floor - standing - and said, "Go. Walk to Daddy." And he did! He took the 8 or so steps to me.

I didn't even know he could stand up on his own. I said, "He can't walk. He's only 3 months old. Why would you even try that?"

Maybe my baby is growing up too fast. Maybe it feels like he's gonna be a year old before I know it. Maybe I want him to come to me.

Or maybe it was the chicken wings I had late last night.

Reading Books

I don't think I've mentioned it yet, but Daniel is reading.

Not just reciting books he's had read to him hundreds of times or recognizing his name. This kid can actually read. Real books. We got a new Robert Munsch book from the library the other day and he could read the whole thing with just a few little helps per page. And once he learns a word like "appliance" on page 2, he'll remember it on page 7.

I don't know what to do with him. I was apparently reading too before I got to school but we lived in a small town so there weren't the multitude of options that we have here in a city of a million people. I want to keep up his love of learning, but not push him into things he's not ready for.

We'll see what looks good in the fall. Maybe music or gymnastics or soccer or something else. Should be exciting.

Ringmaster v.2.0

Joshie brought our family back about 27 years last night at Easter supper. He was sitting at the corner of the table (not eating - as usual) and playing with his vegetables. He had a pickle and a baby carrot standing up and called out (louder than he was expecting I'm sure), "Ladies and gentlemans, welcome from Veggie Tales!"

My whole family started laughing out loud. When I was about his age, I thought I was a ringmaster and would go around the house welcome all the ladies and gentlemen to the circus. It is pretty cool to see the boys doing things we did as kids.

Happy Baby

Andrew is turning into a much happier baby now. We got him some medicine that helps control his reflux and we are getting smiles much more often now. It is so cute.

The other cute thing is that he is soothed by music. He can be in the worst, grumpiest mood, crying and screaming and if Amber or I sing him Faithful One by Brian Doerksen, he will either be cooing along or asleep by the end of the chorus. It's so nice to have a pleasant baby in the house. :)

Good Friday's Feast

Appetizer
What movie soundtracks do you own?

Mr. Holland's Opus, a John Williams collection, Lion King

Soup
How much cash do you usually carry with you?

I always try to have $2.12 in the van for slurpees but I barely ever carry money with me.

Salad
Are you more comfortable around men or women? Why?

Kids. Yeah, it surprises me too, but there have been numerous times at Bible study, where I end up playing with the little ones instead of talking with the parents.

Main Course
What is the most mischievous thing you remember doing as a child?

Burning stuff. I remember putting a candle on the picnic table and spraying various aerosol chemicals through the flame to see what made the biggest fireball. Endust works pretty good.

Dessert
Who is the funniest member of your family?

Daniel was having a playdate with a bunch of kids last week and drew a picture of a boy. You could tell it was a boy because he had a penis. That makes me laugh every time I think of it.

Itchy

I've been really busy lately but I feel bad that I haven't been updating as much. I'll try to post little things when I think of them.

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Last night, getting ready for bed, Daniel was hopping around his bedroom picking at his underwear. I got him into his bed and he was still flailing about like a goldfish on the counter. Amber went to kiss him good night and he said, with great distress, "My bum is itchy! Please scratch it!"

Amber said laughing, "No, you can scratch your own bum."

Daniel replied, "But I don't have any fingernails!"

Friday's Feast on Sunday

Appetizer
Name a trait you share with your parents or your children.

The amazing McInnis Melon. A head that will never find a hat that fits. At least 4 generations now.

Soup
List 3 qualities of a good leader, in your opinion.

Servanthood
Vision
Compassion

Salad
Who is your favorite television chef?

Alton Brown

Main Course
Share a story about a gift you received from someone you love.

Amber has given me three beautiful boys and continues to give by staying home with them and raising them to become great, loving men.

Dessert
How do you react under pressure?

I twitch and either shut down or fly off in rage. I try more often to zip-push-bar and lock the emotions deep inside.

Another Feast

Appetizer
Name 3 things that you think are strange.

• The Segway Human Transporter


• The popularity of smut on TV


• The Third Way

Soup
What was the last ceremony you attended?

Church this week, or possibly Adam and Beckie's wedding in July?

Salad
What is one lesson you have learned in the past year?

God will make a way.

Main Course
Tell us about one of your childhood memories.

OK

Dessert
If you could extend any of the four seasons to be twice as long as normal, which season would you want to lengthen?

Since we're just coming off winter now, I'd have to say summer. I don't like cold very much.