The Rules

I have so many blog posts I want to do but I need to get this one out before I forget.

There should be a sign up in every men's room with The Rules clearly laid out.

1) Eyes forward
2) No talking
3) Especially no talking about what you saw when your eyes weren't forward.

I'll work out the rest later, and then give them to this weirdo at my work. I was alone in the men's room, minding my own business. This guy who I've never seen before comes in and says, "Wow, full house in here, eh?"

Two stalls, two urinals, and me. He calls this a full house. I know I've got my winter weight on but I'm not that big.

He then sidles up beside me and proceeds do his business like the proverbial race horse and says, "What a waste of perfectly good coffee, eh?"

Now, apparently he didn't get the hint when I ignored his first "eh". I smiled nervously and nodded. Then I washed up and ran back to my desk. I can't get those rules printed fast enough.